2005-01-06 - 11:44 p.m.
8:00 am CST � After getting out of the shower, I grabbed a look at my to do list and got to work on it right away. I put on my jogging shoes and ran 8 miles, uphill in the snow. I then did 500 push ups and sit ups, 6 sets of curls and 4 sets of bench, barbells and dumbbells and stuff. Not feeling like I had pushed myself hard enough, I did tae bo, tae chi and tae stick. Feeling satisfied and naturally high, I decided a good meal was in order� 8:00 am MST � I didn�t really feel like cooking too much, so I just decided to eat some fruit, yogurt and toast and head out and run some errands when all of a sudden my cell phone rang. And my friend Veronica was on the phone and wanted to know, if I didn�t have any plans, whether or not I would like to have sex on the beach with her. �These calls really get old� I remember thinking to myself. This is certainly not the first time she has called me, wanting no strings sex, at the last second� So I looked down at my �to do� list and luckily for Veronica, doinking a supermodel on the beach, was number 23, and seeing as how I was heading east on the Beltway, I figured may as well� �I�ll meet you at 8 am, same place� I told her. �8 am but its�� �Pacific time baby�.we�re on Pacific time now!�� So I mosey on overed to the beach, picked up a bottle of Boones Farm, Strawberry Hill along the way. I figured I�d make it special. Pat and Veronica chillen like the villains they are.
8:00 am AKST � I got back in the Ferrari, and headed home. Not traffic and was pretty much smooth sailing on the road. I made it back in time EXACTLY on time to catch my TV show. You will find out more about my TV show later this weekend when I do a review�. 8:00 am HST � Watched my TV show but sans my partner in crime who was unavoidably detained today. 2:00 pm EST - (sorry I couldn�t figure out what came after Hawaii) � Handed out free lunches at the local soup kitchen in town, helped a poor old lady across the street and helped construct a brand new jungle gym at the local orphanage. It really makes me feel good to help all the little people�they�re so cute!!! 3:00 pm EST � I got a phone call from Veronica thanking me for joining her on the beach earlier. I hate how they have to call you like hours after you leave. I mean shit give me some space bitch! I told her to stop calling me or I�d have to get another restraining order on her. I don�t want to go through THAT again. 4:00 pm EST � I have been jotting down notes on my day for tonight�s entry and I never realized it before but it seems that every event in my daily life happens promptly at the top of the hour. I sit on the couch and ponder whether or not this a good thing or not and I do another tae stick workout�.Mood: High. 5:00 pm EST � I grab my guitar and I write 12 songs for an upcoming cd that I am working on. I have a pen name of sorts for my recordings, Yngwie Malmsteen� the working title for this disc is �Love Songs That Get Me Laid And Stuff�. Keep an eye out for it! Should be in stores soon! 6:00 pm EST � Ordered a pizza and sat down at the computer to write a journal entry on how neato sex is, and how great I am at it, but found it to be redundant and a silly topic, so I just downloaded porn and pirated some songs. I was shocked, btw, to find out there is free porn on the internet. Did you all know this? I for one, was under the impression that the internet was for the sole (soul? �shit which one is it? Sole is a fish and soul is a type of train�I�ll go with the fish and keep it) purpose of browsing enlightening and though provoking material�though actually looking at this chick do the double a, is quite enlightening and for that matter, I got some wild thoughts�.so I guess the net IS just for porn. But I digress�so I sat at the computer provoking my brain, and it made me happy. Mood: The world is beautiful! 10:00 pm EST � Holy fucking Shit! Look at the goddamn time! My to do list is fucking shattered� who woulda thunk that a guy could just stare at naked women for hours on end! Hell, not me. Well now that my list is shot I figured when in Rome�and my penis seemed to like it, so I downloaded some Hungarian honeys and some Bavarian Boobies and some Might Morphin Milfs and then some Rocking Redheads a few Buxom Blonde Bimbos and a couple Penis Pleasing Prettys�.Mood: Me and penis are ecstatic! 11:00 pm EST � I logged onto diary land, and lied. 12:00 pm (or is it am? I can never fucking figure this out. I�m going to call it pm but what I really mean is midnight!) � I went to bed and dreamed of Rubiccus Plant Scientists.
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