3 years young,
yet 3 eons of truth.
Splishing.
and Splashing,
the coolness of youth.

An old man watching,
afraid of not knowing.
THAT splishing and splashing,
nor THAT coolness of truth.

contemplated ever writing poetry again.
drank 57 beers.
spiked a watermelon with vodka.
fished from the shore, for Jaws.
drank wine.
caught nothing.

contemplated karaoke.
listened to some Dylan.
found karaoke to be lame.
downed some Bombay Saphire.
belted out at the top of my lungs...

"All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name
Right now I can't read too good
Don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row"

played some pool.
won big on texas hold em.
lost bigger on texas take back your governor that now is our president, the yokel, that sucks so fucking bad that even my dog could do a better job at creating world peace, a strong economy in this silly little place that you call AMURICA, creating jobs in this silly little place that you call AMURICA....

the ame yokel screwed the poor, veterans, middle class, youth, the air, the water, lakes, oceans, wildlife, muslims, blacks, mexicans, native americans, and anyone else making under $120,000 a year. IN the meantime....Made richer the rich, the rich white, the rich white christian radical dumbass mutherfuckers that dont believe in freaking this crazy thing called "science", the Einsteins in Kansas that think evolution is the evil work of beelzebub, the rich corporations, the rich oil companies, the rich CEO's.......all in a game of Charades....

If you can guess who i am ill buy you ice cream. (answer below)

i played guitar on the beach.
threw the frisbie.
threw the baseball.
came to the realization that satan is a make believe tool used by rich white American "Christian" rich guys to convince a nation of poor Christian poor people that their evil ways are justified.

hoisted a pirate flag.
downed one last shot of vodka.
sat back and thought about life.
listened to the wind, the birds, the waves.
realized, i know nothing.

i had a good vacation.

-pat

ANSWER: The only president to be convicted of a crime..... DUBYA!